Chapter 155: Facial Cleanser

“What? What is it?” Qin Mengxue was startled by Xue Tian'ai’s sudden remark. Judging by Xue Tian'ai’s expression, it looked as though something terrifying had just happened.

What on earth was going on? Why wouldn't he let her move?

“Wife, right behind your left shoulder, there is a super-sized spider!” Xue Tian'ai’s eyes widened in horror as he pointed behind Qin Mengxue’s left shoulder and cried out.

“Wh—What?! Is… is it real?”

“That’s right, so my wife, you must, absolutely must not move… Not only is this spider huge, but it’s also yellow and green! Oh my god, its legs are still moving… It’s spinning a web and lowering itself down…” Xue Tian'ai described it vividly with exaggerated, clawing gestures.

Hearing Xue Tian'ai’s description, Qin Mengxue turned pale. Spiders were terrifying enough on their own, but a yellow and green one? Why on earth would so many spiders suddenly appear in her bedroom?!

What was this? Some kind of spider horror movie?

“Tia… Tian'ai…” Qin Mengxue was on the verge of tears. Right now, she wanted nothing more than to hurl herself into Xue Tian'ai’s embrace, but Xue Tian'ai had just told her not to move.

She was still keeping her back turned to the giant yellow-green spider Xue Tian'ai had described, completely unable to see what the current situation was. Where exactly had that spider crawled to? What was the spider doing right now?

She had no clue about any of it! Sometimes, the fear of the unknown was the most terrifying, the most horrifying thing of all!!

“Wife, it’s fine, it’s fine… Just don’t move, I’ll come over and take care of that spider.” Xue Tian'ai pressed his hands down in a calming gesture, then began to take light steps toward Qin Mengxue.

“Hurry, Tian'ai… I—I can’t take it anymore…”

“It’s fine, wife, relax, absolutely don’t get nervous. If we startle the spider, it’ll be a real pain to deal with. With colors this vibrant, it might even be poisonous…” Xue Tian'ai tiptoed closer and closer to Qin Mengxue.

Hearing this, far from relaxing, Qin Mengxue became even more nervous and frightened… Just a moment ago, she thought it was just an ugly big spider, but now why on earth might it be poisonous?!

“Tian'ai, hurry up…” Qin Mengxue couldn't help urging him, her delicate fists clenched tightly.

“Coming, coming, don’t worry…” The expression on Xue Tian'ai’s face suddenly shifted, his words halting abruptly. His eyes widened in terror as he opened his mouth wide and shouted:

“Wife, wife! The spider, the spider jumped on you!!”

“Ahhh!!!!” At that moment, Qin Mengxue’s internal defenses finally shattered completely. She let out a shrill scream, and in her panic, her mind could no longer process much else.

With a speed resembling a hundred-meter dash, Qin Mengxue lunged directly onto Xue Tian'ai, clinging to him like a tiny sloth.

Holy cow!! Oh my sweet goodness!!

Xue Tian'ai never expected Qin Mengxue’s reaction to be this extreme—she had actually leaped straight onto him! Earlier she had just thrown herself into his arms, but now she had vaulted directly onto his body!

A wave of fragrance rushed straight into Xue Tian'ai’s nose, carrying both the scent of body wash and Qin Mengxue’s natural body fragrance!

However!! None of that was the main point! None of the main points at all!

The main point was that Xue Tian'ai’s vision was currently pitch black, and he couldn't see a single thing…

Right now, the only things Xue Tian'ai could perceive were his olfactory senses being assaulted by the sweet fragrance, the sensation of being embraced behind his head, and… the unimaginably soft tactile sensation pressing against his facial skin!

After leaping onto Xue Tian'ai, Qin Mengxue had immediately wrapped her arms around his head, and perhaps out of sheer terror, she directly pressed Xue Tian'ai’s face tightly into her chest!

“Face wash.” This—damn it—was what you called a true “facial cleanser”! What kind of L’Oréal, what kind of Shiseido, what kind of Za—all those brands of facial cleansers were absolute weaklings compared to this…

As wonderful as facial cleansers were, even the best things required moderation…

“Mpfh… mpfh… mpfh…” Xue Tian'ai felt as though he was being squeezed so tightly by Qin Mengxue that he couldn't even breathe, and his hands hurriedly patted her back…

However, the act of patting her back not only had zero effect, but it actually produced the exact opposite result…

Thinking that Xue Tian'ai was swatting at a spider, Qin Mengxue grew even more panicked. Her body pressed closer and closer to him, and her proud, voluptuous breasts squeezed entirely and unreservedly right against Xue Tian'ai’s face…

“Mpfh… mpfh… mpfh… mpfh…” Xue Tian'ai felt a sharp ache in his groin. Although his breath-holding capacity was exceptionally strong, who the hell wanted to hold their breath and suffer for no reason?!

What was even more agonizing was that while he couldn't breathe, waves of enticing fragrance continuously stimulated his nostrils…

Between the “facial cleanser” effect and the intoxicating scent, this was agonizing—truly agonizing… Xue Tian'ai’s hands, patting her back in helpless resignation, had no choice but to speed up their rhythm a little bit.

Sensing the change in Xue Tian'ai’s hand movements, Qin Mengxue assumed the spider was scurrying frantically all over her back, and the strength of the arms embracing Xue Tian'ai’s head increased once again…

Oh lord, oh lord, oh lord… Damn it… Xue Tian'ai felt like he was going to cough up blood at this rate. Why was she hugging him tighter and tighter?

Was he actually going to become the first person in history to suffocate to death in a pair of breasts? If that happened, he would completely lose all face and have nowhere to hide his old dignity!!

Since patting Qin Mengxue’s back seemed to have zero effect anymore, what else could he do?

“Tian'ai, have… haven’t you caught it yet??” Qin Mengxue had no idea what was running through Xue Tian'ai’s mind at the moment as she asked with a trembling, terrified voice…

Xue Tian'ai was in no position to answer Qin Mengxue’s question right now. Even if he wanted to, he’d actually need to be able to speak to do so… At this rate, Xue Tian'ai was about to be crushed out of breath by those two majestic peaks.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Xue Tian'ai’s mind. He tilted his head as far as he could, opened his mouth wide, and bit straight down on the object beside him!

The exact moment Xue Tian'ai bit down, Qin Mengxue was stunned, and even Xue Tian'ai, who was in the middle of moving his mouth, was dumbfounded…

“Ah!” Her chest suddenly under attack, Qin Mengxue finally arched her body backward. Her face, which had been pale green with fear just moments before, flushed slightly pink. However, she didn't take her arms away from holding Xue Tian'ai; instead, they slid down to wrap around the back of his neck.

“You… you pervert, weirdo, shameless scumbag…” Qin Mengxue scolded him with a blushing and indignant expression.

Xue Tian'ai didn't offer an immediate reply; he simply stood there in a daze, savoring the lingering “texture” from just a moment ago. With a face full of disbelief, he looked into Qin Mengxue’s bashful eyes and asked:

“Wife, are you seriously not wearing a bra?!”

There was no doubt about it, there was zero possibility of a mistake. Just now, Xue Tian'ai had only felt a single layer of fabric—there was no mistake, absolutely no mistake at all! Underneath Qin Mengxue’s pink-and-white pajamas!

There was no bra!!!!!!

“Ah… Ahhhh!!!” Confronted with Xue Tian'ai’s blunt inquiry, Qin Mengxue let out a piercing shriek. Her delicate face turned even more blazing red, and even the tips of her pretty ears failed to escape, instantly dyeing themselves a deep crimson.

“Wait, wife, you actually don’t—”

“Ahhhh!!! Don’t say it, don’t say it!!” Qin Mengxue hurriedly pulled back her hands and slapped them straight over Xue Tian'ai’s mouth.

However, lacking the support of her hands, Qin Mengxue’s entire body tipped backward!

“Wife, be careful!” Quick-witted and agile, Xue Tian'ai hastily reached out his hands to catch her tumbling body, stabilizing her posture…

“Geez, wife, at least try to be a bit agile. What would you have done if you fell and hurt yourself?” Xue Tian'ai held Qin Mengxue and said gently.

At that moment, Qin Mengxue’s heart was filled with a mix of anger and embarrassment. This scumbag had clearly taken enormous liberties with her, had actually bitten… bitten… and then he had the nerve to say she wasn't agile?!

This was simply taking advantage of her while acting completely innocent!!

“If it weren't for you, you smelly pervert, taking advantage of me, would I have ended up like that??” Qin Mengxue puffed out her cheeks angrily, looking at Xue Tian'ai with a look of grievance.

“Oh come on, wife, are you even being reasonable? You were the one who jumped onto me and clung to me for dear life! If I hadn’t bitten you to make you loosen up, you would’ve suffocated me to death!” Xue Tian'ai shot right back at her.

“Wasn't there a spider?! If it weren't for the spider, would I have jumped on you? If it weren't for the spider…” Qin Mengxue finally seemed to process something, and the face that had just been flushed bright red turned deathly pale once again.

“Ti—Tian'ai, where… where’s the spider?”

“After all that tossing and turning, how would I know where the spider ran off to…” Xue Tian'ai sighed helplessly, shaking his head.

“Sob, sob, sob, sob…” With a mournful little face, Qin Mengxue hugged Xue Tian'ai tight again. “Tian'ai, hurry up and find that big spider… I’m scared…”

Watching the pitiful, endearing expression of Qin Mengxue in his arms, Xue Tian'ai couldn't help but burst into laughter: “Hahahahahahaha.”

“You smelly Tian'ai, what are you laughing at? Hurry up and find the spider, I’m scared to death!!” Having learned her lesson, Qin Mengxue freed one hand to angrily pound against Xue Tian'ai’s chest.

“No way, wife, you’re just too cute. Let me laugh for a bit… hahahahahahaha!” By this point, the corners of Xue Tian'ai’s eyes were glistening with tears of laughter.

“Stop laughing… Tian'ai, go catch the spider～” Qin Mengxue’s small, delicate fists delivered a few more thumping blows against Xue Tian'ai’s body.

“Catch what spider? There was never any spider to begin with,” Xue Tian'ai said, shaking his head with a helpless, crying-yet-laughing expression.

“?????” Qin Mengxue was completely thrown off by Xue Tian'ai’s words.

“There wasn’t a single spider at all. I just made up a story about a spider to scare you. I never expected my wife’s reaction to be so adorable… Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter…” Xue Tian'ai explained while still chuckling.

Although the expression on Xue Tian'ai’s face was as bright as sunshine, Qin Mengxue’s complexion grew darker and darker…

This big jerk actually dared to scare her?!

“Xue! Tian! 'Ai!”

Clenching her pearly white teeth together, Qin Mengxue forced the syllables out one by one from between her lips…

“Huh? Wife, hahaha… what is it?” Xue Tian'ai was still chuckling, completely unaware of the shifting expression on Qin Mengxue’s face in his arms…

“If this young lady doesn't bite you to death today, my family name is no longer Qin!!” With that, Qin Mengxue lunged directly toward Xue Tian'ai’s face!!!

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