Chapter 31: Following Protocol? I Am a Speedrunner!
“Since that’s the case, teacher, I’ll take on the roles of both class study monitor and Chinese representative from now on. If anyone doesn’t pay attention in class, you can come to me,” Lu Wenwu said with a cheerful smile. “It’s the class president’s duty to encourage everyone to improve together.”
At these words, the peculiar students suddenly felt an inexplicable chill run down their spines. It was as if a great misfortune was about to befall them.
“You?” The Chinese teacher hesitated slightly. He glanced at the usually unruly peculiar students, trying to read their expressions.
Before he could interact with them, Lu Wenwu added, “Oh, and while I’m at it, I’ll take on the role of discipline committee member too. The class discipline is far too lax and needs a thorough overhaul!”
When the Fifth Brother speaks, who dares say “no”? That would be like inviting death!
One by one, the peculiar students nodded vigorously as if they were at a frenetic dance party, fearing that any delay in showing support might earn them a punch to the head.
“Teacher, we all support the class president as class representative and study monitor!”
“Yes, Mr. Wang, Fifth Brother is the perfect choice. Please don’t hesitate!”
“Exactly! No one knows how to be a good class officer better than Fifth Brother. He’s already class president and hygiene monitor; a few more positions won’t hurt.”
Amidst the chorus of loyalty, Lu Wenwu was successfully elected as Chinese class representative, discipline committee member, and study monitor.
Simultaneously, three side quests in the current mission were completed. The originally locked system functions fully unlocked, making this no different from a normal mission.
“Thank you all for your love and trust. I will not disappoint your expectations!” Lu Wenwu stood up resolutely, clenching his right fist until the knuckles cracked.
The peculiar students: “...”
Damn it, we wish you’d just die already!
“Teacher, please continue with the lesson. From now on, I will supervise them,” Lu Wenwu crossed his arms and stood at the back of the classroom, his figure towering like a humanoid beast radiating overwhelming murderous intent.
“From now on, anyone who dares to daydream, neglect their studies, and disappoint the teachers’ earnest admonitions, I will only be able to respond with force and my own code of honor! I hope we can have a pleasant three months together.”
...
Thirty minutes later, the bell signaling the end of class rang.
All the peculiar students breathed a collective sigh of relief, feeling their stiff, icy bodies slowly regain warmth and sensation.
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Being locked under such a cold, bone-chilling murderous gaze was terrifying as hell! Fifth Brother really means business!
Mr. Wang walked out of the senior class one classroom in a daze.
He swore this was the most satisfying lesson he had taught since taking over this class.
No whispering among peculiar students, no sneaky distractions.
All the peculiar students seemed crazed with thirst for knowledge, eager to jot down every punctuation mark the teacher uttered!
More startlingly, at Lu Wenwu’s request, Mr. Wang even assigned homework to senior class one today!
Damn it!
He had taught this class for two whole years, and this was the very first time he had ever given them homework!
At the end of class, Lu Wenwu had even grabbed his hand tightly and earnestly said, “Mr. Wang, they genuinely want to study hard now. Please help them!”
It wasn’t until he sat back in his office that Mr. Wang felt like he was dreaming.
Xing Shengzhu, who had been distracted all along, took the initiative to ask, “Old Wang, how was the class?”
“How was it?” Mr. Wang snapped back to reality, his face brightening with joy.
“Absolutely delightful! Couldn’t be more satisfying! Even better than teaching the top students! Xiaozhu, what kind of human do you have in your class that single-handedly keeps all those students from even daydreaming? Their study efficiency is off the charts!”
Xing Shengzhu: “???”
With Lu Wenwu’s style of control...
Could it be that all forty-plus students in the class had been wiped out by him?
No, I have to go back and check!
When Xing Shengzhu returned to the classroom, she found a pristine room filled with students vigorously previewing the next lesson.
Mao Mao squatted on the newly replaced desk at the podium, happily scanning the room. When it saw Xing Shengzhu come in, it barked twice and raised a paw in greeting.
Lu Wenwu himself was no longer in the classroom.
However, before leaving, he had left a message.
He demanded all the peculiar students remain quietly in their seats to preview the material, with Mao Mao supervising.
After all, the peculiar students rarely needed to use the restroom, and if they had any problems, they were to hold them in quietly!
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Thus, this strange scene unfolded.
Xing Shengzhu casually grabbed a peculiar student with a sullen expression and coldly asked, “Tell me, what exactly happened during class just now?”
That student instantly burst into tears, wailing with tears streaming down its face, “Teacher Xing! Please don’t hold me! I’m begging you! I’ll kneel! I want to study! I want to study! If I don’t focus, Fifth Brother will kill me when he returns from the academic office!”
Xing Shengzhu: “...”
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?!
...
Before long, the morning passed in a flash.
Several teachers who had taught senior class one returned to the office, showering Lu Wenwu with praise.
They claimed that with him consistently serving as class president and various subject representatives, the class’s grades would undoubtedly skyrocket.
The peculiar teachers were delighted to have such motivated students.
Lu Wenwu was also happy, having racked up a huge number of points.
Four different subjects meant three different class representatives, all of which Lu Wenwu took on at once, in addition to holding all the class officer positions.
Class president, vice president, study monitor, discipline committee member, cultural committee member, sports committee member, publicity committee member, life committee member, labor committee member, psychological committee member — all were done by him alone.
In just one morning, he completed fifteen side quests!
If group leaders didn’t count as tasks, he even considered taking on all the group leader roles.
As for the subject representatives he hadn’t yet assumed, which required approval from the respective teachers, Lu Wenwu wasn’t in a rush.
What surprised him most was that after taking on all the class officer roles, he unexpectedly completed a hidden mission.
【Hidden Mission Completed — All-Round Champion】
【Mission Description: In the thousand-year history of Qigu Yuying High School, no peculiar student has ever single-handedly held all the class positions. But now that you are here, the impossible has become possible!】
【You have received the hidden reward: Spirit Heavenly Mountain】
【You have received the special reward: Mysterious Lucky Bag】
【Your final evaluation has been greatly enhanced】